Merch for the misunderstood

Booty shorts, leggings, hats, and more — modeled by a man once removed from a dating app for being too handsome. And the kicker: 100% of proceeds go to saving real wild rhinos from poaching. Buy shorts, save a rhino. You're welcome.

A few favorites below — tap through for the full catalog.

Golden Gate Nights Leggings

The Gate in full neon, waistband to ankle.

Playa Sunrise Man Leggings

A Black Rock sunrise you can wear to leg day.

Golden Gate Playa Booty Shorts

The art car at golden hour, rhinos on the waistband.

The Rhino Camo Fanny Pack

Camo, a red rhino, and room for your essentials.